11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
me: i'll do it at 7PM
time: 7:02PM
me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
April fools joke gone wrong
Me: Mum, I'm pregnant
Mum: AHAHAHAHAH! who got you pregnant...your posters?
Me: ...
That awkward moment when people stare at you when you walk down the street
sodamnrelatable:
Bitch,am I that hot?
